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Big12 : Ah, Horny young babes cum shots oldest trick in the book, I'm surprised they didn't see it coming. Invented by the Ancient Greeks, I believe. Cake is cake. Could have been a fun night for someone.

The rest of the cakes were tossed out in fear of discovering yet another dildo slathered in creamy frosting.

BigDumbGuy : With a helpful picture of what a cake without a dildo in it might look like. Eli WhiskeyDik : "The sex toy in question was a dildo lodged into one of the cakes, by a prankster that either hates delicious cake, hates orphans, or hates delicious cakes and orphans. I chuckled. The mods seem to be more capricious than usual of late. Yeah, I giggled too, but a charity for orphans isn't the place. Eli WhiskeyDik : aagrajag: Eli WhiskeyDik: "The sex toy in question was a dildo lodged into one of the cakes, by Male dom erotica prankster that either hates delicious cake, hates orphans, or hates delicious cakes and orphans.

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Oh come on!! Dildo-in-a-cake prank is perfectly acceptable anywhere. This would have been double funny if it had been at a church bake sale. Drew's election is Spread eagle in public. Maybe he wants this place all ship-shape in case some reporters show up.

No good cause to be messed with and one hundred times the outrage. I like the way you think. Take the dildo out, stick it up your ass and keep going. I smell a 4channer Take the dildo out, stick it up your ass and keep going I don't know I hate that. Submit a Link ». Try -Free Fark. Bianca smut shack password?

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What a dick move. All the orphans in the whole world? With a helpful picture of what a cake might look like. Ah, the oldest trick in the book, I'm surprised they didn't Naked mechanical bull riding it coming.

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FTA: "Truth be told, there were probably plenty of people who would have gladly eaten the cake, dildo be damned. Someone out there is carrying around dildoes just in case he needs to jam one into a confectionary. This happened in Great Britain. Shirley, there is a camera that recorded the offence. I found this funnier than hell, especially since they Toothless oral sex the rest of the cakes, post haste. Guess they missed the two turds in the punchbowl.

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Then, the real tragedy occurred. I hope they catch the a-hole. Taking care of dad is tiring me out. Harshing my mellow. The orphans were trying to break out of the orphanage and their elaborate ruse was discovered when their Please bang my black wife to have someone smuggle in contraband was mixed in with other baked goods being used for the fundraiser.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling adults. Punch from an old joke, "The Regiment has voted to have the prophylactic repaired.

The article says the cake was chocolate, I wonder if it was "fudge"? How do they know it was an old dildo?

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Abe Vigoda's Ghost. The sex toy in question was a dildo lodged into one of the cakes, by a prankster that either hates delicious cake, hates orphans, or hates delicious Embarrassing pee stories and orphans. Or it could be someone that just likes cake on their dildo.

Seriously, who puts a dildo in a cake?

Milos Hattrick. That sounds like a waste of a perfectly good dildo and a perfectly good cake. That might have been the plan.

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Sure, you put an engagement ring in a cake and everyone is 'oh, how romantic'. But slip a dildo into a cake Don't orphans deserve dildos too? If they're gonna use that word they automatically Sex with hair dresser to ad in 'moist' somewhere as well.

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I like to imagine narratives for these scenarios. I'm imagining the baker's assistant was fooling around with a dildo on lunch break when the boss abruptly returned. Where could he hide his anal intruder on short notice? Throw it in the cake batter, of course. Then the baker promptly put it in the oven, much to the assistant's dismay. But what could he say without admitting his guilt? He let it go. I thought it was the prize in every piece you were paying for. I hadn't thought of that. Kinda like when you hide the butt plugs and anal lube before the landlord stops by.

Slut challenge tumblr dammit, now I am definately going to have to see this through! FTA: "The sale was then shut down when the sex toy was discovered.